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Days 42-44: Great Falls of CeaseFire! (Montana, 5)

Days 42-44: Great Falls of CeaseFire! (Montana, 5)

With snark, Jason says, “Aw, you’re leaving before our president gets here!” Say what?! I have to stop myself from hugging him.

Posted on July 25, 2019August 1, 2019 by Danny Getzoff

Day 41: Treasure State Melancholy + Big Sky Banana Blowjob* = MT, 4

Day 41: Treasure State Melancholy + Big Sky Banana Blowjob* = MT, 4

*Yeah, made ya look.

Posted on January 11, 2019 by Danny Getzoff

Day 40: #RanchLifeMythos (Montana, 3)

Day 40: #RanchLifeMythos (Montana, 3)

From the second I hop off Whitey and onto the 4-wheel ATV, I become the purest version of myself. Any and all sticks up my butt are dislodged.

Posted on November 16, 2018November 16, 2018 by Danny Getzoff

Day 39: Winning Along the Windy Road to Winnett (Montana, 2)

Day 39: Winning Along the Windy Road to Winnett (Montana, 2)

Wind crashes my mood. Doesn’t matter if I start the day as Mister Pollyanna, the lamely-handled loner superhero with an infinite quarry of positive attitude as his superpower!

Posted on September 16, 2018October 16, 2018 by Danny Getzoff

Days 36-38: Online ‘Hookup’ Gone Awry, In A Storm I Almost Die (Montana, 1)

Days 36-38: Online ‘Hookup’ Gone Awry, In A Storm I Almost Die (Montana, 1)

Never been to Montana. When I was a kid, it was my ‘favorite’ state. For a while. I was a rather capricious child.

Posted on August 10, 2018August 22, 2018 by Danny Getzoff

Days 33-35: Teddy R’s Badass Badlands & Buttes, and a Monk Gets Getzoff (North Dakota)

Days 33-35: Teddy R’s Badass Badlands & Buttes, and a Monk Gets Getzoff (North Dakota)

“Hello, butte-iful!” I am giddy. “I’m in fucking North Dakota!” How crazy is this?

Posted on July 28, 2018August 5, 2018 by Danny Getzoff

Days 31 & 32: TheRealBonk, I’mNotGerman, ManCaved (S-Dak, 3)

Days 31 & 32: TheRealBonk, I’mNotGerman, ManCaved (S-Dak, 3)

Refreshed! Enlivened! Abloom with openness and curiosity! Dying to move on! That’s how three nights at the Econo Lodge and two 8-hour days toiling away at the Rawlins Municipal Library in Pierre, S-Dak affect you.

Posted on July 23, 2018September 16, 2018 by Danny Getzoff

Days 27-30: Buddies! City Life Musings! (S-Dak, 2)

Days 27-30: Buddies! City Life Musings! (S-Dak, 2)

No more rabbit-hole pop-philosophizing – let’s get down to the (wet) business of riding in the not-exactly-raining rain!

Posted on July 20, 2018July 22, 2018 by Danny Getzoff

Days 24-26: Let’s Talk About the Buffalo in the Room (South Dakota, 1)

Days 24-26: Let’s Talk About the Buffalo in the Room (South Dakota, 1)

I have a cursory late-20th-century public-school skim-over knowledge of the Lewis & Clark expedition. Pretty much Schoolhouse Rock’s “Elbow Room.”

Posted on July 16, 2018 by Danny Getzoff

DAY 23: Life’s in Session, Baby! (Iowa, Part 3)

DAY 23: Life’s in Session, Baby! (Iowa, Part 3)

It took 23 days to have that moment in the dirt. 23 days to have that moment that will NEVER be funny in retrospect. NEVER!

Posted on July 9, 2018August 11, 2018 by Danny Getzoff

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